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2012-02-11T05:27:00.000-08:00

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2012-01-10T05:37:00.000-08:00

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2011-12-26T20:57:00.000-08:00

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Tons of Online Jobs Available Pay Extremely Well

2011-11-17T06:25:00.000-08:00

Hi friends, I have been working online for over 10 years now. While you like me can have a very good regular day job, you can also make a good living online as well. The link below is proof that not just my career in accounting, but also online business endeavors are paying an outstanding supplemental income of $1000's a year for me. My rewards are not just in Paypal payments though, but also live checks and gift cards to Amazon, Wal-Mart, Regal Cinemas, and so forth. Paid-to-read emails and similar sites, mystery shopping, online surveys, and network marketing are truly beneficial to do! SEE PIC:

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2011-10-16T06:50:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BLOG?

2011-09-02T07:24:00.000-07:00

The purpose of this blog is the help unite employees and employers, to provide job-related info, to give tips on interviewing and resumes, to show free tools and resources that are available to assist people with a job search, and to promote the benefits of social networking (showing proof that it really does work), regardless of age, sex, religion, or ethnicity.

Like Facebook? This similar site pays you for networking:

Link to another blog with some fantastic topics!

2011-06-28T15:46:00.000-07:00

Online surveys, paid-to-read emails, mystery shopping, blogging, forums, communities, social networking, traffic exchanges, marketing, advertising, Facebook, network marketing, writing, and much other free info is here now:
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Gold & Silver a Good Buy in Global Economy

2011-06-26T21:13:00.000-07:00

Hi all, gold and silver is a great investment right now.
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Save the World, Cars 2 Video Game coming 6/21

2011-06-12T05:45:00.000-07:00

Calling all spies. Got what it takes to save the world? Check out Cars 2: The Video Game in stores 6/21 #imabzzagent http://u.bzz.com/327rk

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2011-06-03T07:15:00.001-07:00

Get rewarded for shaping market research

2011-05-18T11:17:00.000-07:00

There are 1000's of marketing companies out there who offer plenty of incentives for you to take online surveys for them. They give free product samples, gift cards, and even cash for your to share your precious opinion. Earn $100's to $1000's with this.

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Please Beware Osama Bin Laden Facebook Virus

2011-05-06T06:43:00.000-07:00

Hi Friends, beware the Osama Bin Laden virus which is all over Facebook. This is a link to a legitimate article explaining the virus and how to avoid it. Thx for your support of this blog, post a comment!!!

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Get linked to over 100,000 people's websites!

2011-04-10T06:33:00.000-07:00

Get linked to over 100,000 people's websites, take social networking to an extreme!

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Apptivo & BzzAgent, a Winning Small Biz Combo

2011-02-22T19:49:00.000-08:00

I'm a BzzAgent, where you get to help share about goods & services! From e-commerce to CRM to HR & project management, Apptivo.com has you covered. All for free. Talk about small-business-friendly. Learn more at apptivo.com. Use code BZZFRIEND.

Make every day special, full of fun & shopping

2011-02-14T06:52:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day, don't be a Stupid Cupid, show someone you care, give that extra touch of love every day!

Secret to Finding Employment Revealed

2010-12-16T19:48:00.000-08:00

Whether you are new to the workforce, about to retire, or somewhere in between, there are many free job resources and tools available to you online for finding a career, searching for a job, or starting a new business opportunity. Social Networking remains a very useful method.

There are job tips, free resources, resume advice, interviewing skills, paid-to-read emails, blogging, communities, forums, traffic exchanges, proof-of-payment, online surveys, and many great topics on this blog, so please be sure to bookmark this page and spend a little time here!

Great Recession = Unemployed over 50 = may never work again; don't become a statistic !!!

2010-09-20T16:09:00.001-07:00

Just read a very interesting article that thanks to the Great Recession, if you are over 50 and unemployed, you may NEVER work again. That is news huh? Well don't become a statistic. Read this blog for ways to get help.

http://finance.yahoo.com/focus-retirement/article/110742/for-the-unemployed-over-50-fears-of-never-working-again?mod=fidelity-changingjobs&cat=fidelity_2010_changing_jobs

Benefit from Facebook, MySpace, Farmville, Mafia Wars, Yoville, World War, Cafe World

2010-07-18T05:28:00.000-07:00

If you like sites such as Facebook, Myspace, and others, then why not benefit from it? Please visit my other blog for more details about how playing games & making friends helps you get the most out of life!

Using good etiquette in social networking

2010-04-20T15:19:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone, so excited to be a part of this close-knit community. I wanted to take a minute to share an acronym that I learned when I was involved in network market about 10 or so years back. It is called F-O-R-M or FORM. When you meet a new person, friend, acquaintenance, prospect, even someone who you might know slightly but not that well, here are some guidelines on how to communicate with them.

First, the "F" in F-O-R-M stands for "Family." Ask the person about their family. Hi, my name is Steve for example. I am married with two children, how about you? Encourage them to respond and allow them to speak. The second letter "O" stands for "Occupation." Ask them what they do for a living. Express real interest in them as a person. The third letter "R" stands for "Recreation." Talk about what each other likes to do for fun and recreation, such as play baseball, watch sports on TV, go to a live sporting event, etcetera.

That covers the "F-O-R" in F-O-R-M, leaving only the "M." My suggestion is to possibly start back over and discuss the first three a little more. This works well when you meet someone in person and would like to get to know each other in first 2 to 5 minutes of meeting, such as when you're at a party or social gathering.

However, I think that you can use it online too when emailing each other back and forth, using instant messenger, corresponding on social networking sites, and so forth. The final letter "M" stands for "Message." No, I'm not talking about giving a massage ha ha. I'm referring to getting to a point where you feel comfortable discussing what it is you would like to share with someone, such as about a business you own, a program that you are excited about, an event that you are coordinating, or whatever the message may be.

If you practice good F-O-R-M, both online and offline, then you are sure to make friends & build relationships. If you focus on the message first, on spamming people, on being selfish, then we all lose.

Join the Social Networking Explosion online!

2010-04-15T03:32:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, social networking is exploding online, you in? It is a great way to meet people, make friends, build relationships, share ideas, learn things, and just have fun. Topics can range from religion to politics to your career, including job choices and work-at-home programs. Find out what works and what doesn't. Locate an old friend from high school. Find a college buddy.

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JOB OPPORTUNITIES OF A LIFETIME !

2010-03-24T15:07:00.000-07:00

Have you found your dream job yet? There are a plethora of free tools and resources online to assist you with your job search, whether you want to work from home or for someone else !!!

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2009-09-12T13:04:00.000-07:00

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Tips on using networking / friends programs!

2009-07-30T13:49:00.000-07:00

Social Networking sites are still one of the best tools to find employment. I have found that by joining many different social networking forums and communities, you are able to introduce yourself to a broader, more worldwide audience. Sites such as LinkedIn & MySpace are great free resources to assist you with your job search. If you take the time to choose your words well, add new friends, visit their profiles, add comments or discussions to help them, then you are much more likely to succeed with social networking. If you come across as too pushy, then you are likely to lose valuable business contacts. Here is proof this works!

MichaelJackson aka MichealJackson R.I.P friend

2009-07-13T15:34:00.000-07:00

Everyone knows about Michael, so there’s no point to showcase what he did. At this point in time the internet is going crazy since people are trying to find out how he died, where he was and what he did. It’s also surprising that people are searching for “Micheal Jackson” rather than “Michael Jackson” so you’d think after all these years they’d get the name right!

Great Recession, Global Financial Disaster, Depression, Worldwide Economies in Turmoil

2009-02-24T12:03:00.000-08:00

As you already know, there are a ton of pharming and phishing scams out there, from emails we receive to Internet hoaxes to some guy from Nigeria inheriting millions because his parents died in a car crash and he needs you to help him transfer the money to the United States and he’ll give you 5%. My Paypal account was hacked last year and fortunately no damage was done. Last year my nephew had someone try to steal his identity. Someone setup an Etrade account using his Social Security #, and they tried to file a 2007 tax return about a year ago using his name and Social Security #. He is still having problems because of this identity theft whereas he wasn’t able to e-file his 2008 tax return recently, but hopefully will be able to next year! Here’s the latest scam. I received a check in the mail for $3,500. It claimed to be a great mystery shopping opportunity whereby they wanted me to evaluate the services performed by a local Western Union branch by wiring them $2800 of the money once I deposited and / or cashed the check. I did some research and learned that they are trying to scam a ton of people by mailing them these checks that later bounce and then you are obligated ! The checks and letter that they mail you about the mystery shopping opportunity all look very professional & real. Besides, I’ve done mystery shops before! So, beware, be cautious, with the economy & state of the world right now, more & more people are trying to steal from & scam others. Be careful !

Obama Elected President as Racial Barrier Falls

2008-11-05T08:29:00.000-08:00

Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States on Tuesday, sweeping away the last racial barrier in American politics with ease as the country chose him as its first black chief executive. Hail to Chief Obama!

Who is God? What is the Bible? Jesus rocks!

2008-01-03T06:18:00.001-08:00

Happy New Year 2008 to all. Be prosperous (details below). Google did a study and found that the top questions searched in 2007 were "Who is God," and "What is the Bible?" More details here.

Remember Sept 11, 2001- pray for world peace!

2007-09-11T06:05:00.000-07:00

We shall never forget, We shall keep this day, We shall keep the events and the tears in our minds, our memory and our hearts and take them with us as we carry on.

http://www.911-remember.com/

My prayer today is not just for the US soldiers & families who lost lives, it is not just for the US military still in combat, my prayer is also for the military & people all over the world. My prayer is for all people of all religions, of all races, of all nationalities to come together & remember all our past heroes, all of our current heroes, & the heroes to come as we all fight for a stronger, more peaceful world.

In memory of September 11, 2001

Top 12 Tips to Negotiating Salary in Interview

2007-09-09T20:41:00.000-07:00

1. Be prepared. Research company & salary range before interview.
2. Know your absolute bottom line. Know your minimum salary.
3. Market yourself. Emphasize reasons you should get offer.
4. Never discuss salary until you have a job offer.
5. Get the employer to disclose salary before you do.
6. When questioned about desired salary, name a pay range.
7. Do not disclose past salary. If you do, you lose your edge.
8. Remember value of perks with salary negotiation.
9. Make your salary discussion a friendly experience.
10. Don't say yes to an offer right away. Ask for 24 hours.
11. Get it in writing, once you have accepted a job offer & salary.
12. Declining an offer. If you decline offer, leave on best of terms.

MY WISH IS YOUR COMMAND...

2007-09-08T09:33:00.000-07:00

We're the genies. We'll grant you a wish. Tell me what you want.

Martinezshopper Findcash RunningMan Rolution would like to wish for friends, wealth & peace for all.

Alakazam !!! Wow! Genie King, Genie Princess and the Genie Buddy visited me in magic carpet and tonight and granted me with a wish.

The magic carpet is ready to ride. Amy & Dana, climb aboard and hang on tight for a fun flight with me. Up, up and away!!!

Genie King, Genie Princess & their trusty Genie Buddy have visited:

Mariuca would like to wish for success and fame.
Adrian would like to wish for good health and happiness.
Emila would like to wish for happiness and success.
MPG would like to wish for love and peace.
Jean would like to wish for stress-free work & happiness.
Bobby would like to wish for powers of Superman & immortality.
Jesse would like a great isp and a Yummy box of chocolates
Trinity would like to wish good health for Jan’s brother & success.
Sam would like to wish for a simple life & happiness to everyone.
Keeyit would like to wish for staying healthy & happily with family.
LadyJava would like to wish for love, health & beauty for one & all.
Martinezshopper Findcash RunningMan Rolution would like to wish for friends, wealth & peace for all.

Welcome aboard the Magical Flying Carpet for the Ride of your Life!

Rules:

Write a short paragraph about your visit by the two Genies and include a link to the blog that passed on the Genie Symbol to you.
COPY the Rules and ENTIRE List and post it on your blog.
List down your wish.
Place your name below the last name on the list and pass on the Genie Symbol to at least 1 other blogger.
Please put up either one (or both) of the Symbols of the Genies on your blog to show that the Genies have visited your blog.

SECRET INTERVIEWING TIPS REVEALED !!!

2007-09-04T06:04:00.001-07:00

Interview Tip 1: Plan Ahead - Do a little homework!
Interview Tip 2: Role Play - Once you've finished studying, role play!
Interview Tip 3: Eye Contact - Maintain eye contact with interviewer.
Interview Tip 4: Be Positive - Avoid negativity about past employers.
Interview Tip 5: Adapt - Listen & adapt. Observe interviewer's style.
Interview Tip 6: Relate - Relate your answers to the interviewer.
Interview Tip 7: Encourage - Ask interviewer to share company info.

LATEST UPDATE FROM 2-YEAR OLD BLOG !

2007-08-28T20:23:00.000-07:00

Many employers are now finding it more convenient, less expensive, and more effective, to post a job opening online. This trend is also beneficial to the job seeker. Make online job boards one part of your overall job search strategy. Although studies repeatedly show that they are not the most effective means of finding a job, they can be a good starting point. By looking through the online job postings, you can gain access to a wider variety of jobs than you might have considered otherwise.

YOU CAN DISCOVER THE JOB OF A LIFETIME !

2007-05-16T07:12:00.000-07:00

Okay, I am no longer doing the recruiting thing for matching employees and employers with jobs. However, there are a ton of great resources out there for finding suitable employment.

Career Builder

Craigs List

Monster

Yahoo! HotJobs

Walt Disney, 6-6-6 in logo, Witchcraft, Satanism

2006-01-09T05:16:00.000-08:00

View this article for the devastating proof that Disney is part of Mind Control, Satanism, Pedophilia, Evil New World Order...

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/narnia.htm

SWINE FLU PANDEMIC, TOXIC VACCINE, MARTIAL LAW, NEW WORLD ORDER?

2005-10-24T22:53:00.000-07:00

THIS POST IS FROM A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE. I DON'T PERSONALLY BELIEVE MOST OF THIS STUFF, HOWEVER IT IS GOOD TO BE AWARE OF THE SATANIC POSSIBILITIES THOUGH.

There are a ton of conspiracy theories on the Internet. Most people don't talk about what they see or hear, what they know, they think it won't happen or come true, it is just a horror movie or nightmare, can't tell you how many times I look at the clock only when it is 9:11. Most days it is at least once and usually twice a day. Why would it not be 9:10 or 9:12, but is always right on 9:11 when I happen to look? Okay, so read all of this, and then answer: What do you think of conspiracy theories? Great topic, fantastic, thanks for your courage, I am going to post a new discussion. Here is what I have researched, and knowledge is power! I am not saying I BELIEVE all of this, but I do BELIEVE it could happen because there are too many sheep in America and the world, they BELIEVE what they see and hear on TELL-LIE-VISION.

Here's the deal folks, you can research on YouTube, you can visit many other sites about the swine flu. Look up Jane Burgermeister. Here is everything I have put together like a puzzle regarding this conspiracy theory. Here is the possibility:The Spanish Flu of 1918 that killed 20 million people was man-made and planted and started in the US by the United States. The only country that was spared deaths was Greece I believe because they opted out of the forced, mandated vaccinations. JFK was possibly killed because he would not go along with the plan of the Elitists. This includes Rothschilds and Rockefellers and so forth who control the money, the banking, the medical field and so forth.

One rumor is Al-Qaida is planting doctors and nurses in our medical field to give us the swine flu jab. 9-11-2001 was planned, not an accident, not terrorism per say, but part of the plan, the New World Order, the Illuminati, one world government, one world currency, a Satanic plan to take over the world, de-populate from 7 or 8 billion down to 1 billion or less. The US has 4% of world population I think but uses 20% or more for the world's resources.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has authority in a pandemic (why Level 6 for the swine flu which was man-made and planted in Mexico by Baxter some say when it is no worse than the regular flu?) to take control of any country's government. They have that power in all but 7 countries. Which seven doesn't WHO own yet? Iraq & Afghanistan which 9-11 allowed them to get their foot in, are you getting it???

That leaves Iran which the rumor will be hit next, North Korea, and 3 others. The rest including the USA which OBAMA just signed the order this past Friday allowing the start of Martial Law as you discussed. They will setup road blocks (now I know why they were planning to repeal our 2nd amendment & take our guns as global revolution to fight genocide is coming soon). They will forced, mandate at gunpoint that you take the swine flu (TOXIC) jab or you could be shot or put on a bus to one of the 800+ FEMA camps in the US and similar sites around the world.

There is so much more I could tell you, they will put RFID bracelets on people to make sure that you got the swine flu shot. They will track your every move. They could come to your home at 4 AM and take you away if you're on one of their hit lists. The FEMA camps are as described above. They have millions of caskets waiting. They will gas people to death. They will starve and torture people to death. If the swine flu vaccine which is full of mercury, thermoserol, squalene oil, and other adjuvants that cause autism, cancer, and so forth. Look at the story of the cheerleader trying out for the Washington Redskins who took the regular flu shot and ten days later cannot walk or talk normally, my goodness!I'll stop here, pray without ceasing, warn the world, they'll stop the Internet!!! P.S. Almost forgot, guess which US law initiated a lot of this? S666, yes 6-6-6.

Every single thing I have posted here is not made up by me personally, but rather compiled from everything that I have read, studied and research online. I cannot list all of the websites here for fearing of breaching terms of service, wish I could. Email me and I will be glad to give you at least 5 sources to back all of this up! BUT I WILL LIST THE BEST ONE: http://www.theflucase.com

Remember 9-11, Pray for Global World Peace!

2005-09-11T05:39:00.000-07:00

Hi friends, as we remember the tragic day & aftermath of 9-11-01, let's pay tribute to all of those who lost their lives innocently, also for those fire/rescue, police, military and others (& their families) who lost loved ones in the line of duty, as well as those who continue to sacrifice and be in harms way daily to fight for our precious freedoms. NEVER FORGET !
http://www.infowars.com>

FIND A REAL OR ONLINE JOB OF A LIFETIME !!!

2005-07-29T10:43:00.000-07:00

This blog was started to connect companies and candidates who are looking for accounting jobs within the United States. Those with CPA's, MBA's, and experience with Sarbanes-Oxley & GAAP are the people who I had in mind when I started this blog. Thanks for your interest. Here are some tips:

Good Functional Resume
This is an example of a Functional resume. It contains no employment dates, as this job seeker had some gaps in her history. It highlights her skills and lists her employers to show she has a work history.

Natalie Employee
123 Job Street
Worker, New York 90210
(555) 555-5555

Objective: To obtain employment in data processing, coding, or data entry
_________________
Education
Local Business School, Worker, New York
Associate Degree in Legal Administrative Assistant, August, 2002
* Microsoft Office Suite

* Word Perfect

* Desktop Publishing

* Business Law

* Accounting

* Legal Office Systems

* Information Technology

* Composition and Research

Local Vocational School, Worker, New York

Received Certification for CIP June, 2000

* Web Page Design

* Computer Programming

WORK SKILLS
Legal Assistant/Secretarial
* Performed general legal office procedures

* Prepared legal documents

* Composed legal correspondence

* Prepared bank forms for mortgage closings and refinances

* Performed title searches

* Handled general filing for busy law office

* Operated switchboard for busy law office

* Carried out general reception duties for busy law offices

Customer Service/Food Service

* Processed customer orders

* Handled cash and cash drawer

* Solved customer problems

* Prepared food

* Performed general maintenance duties

WORK EXPERIENCE
Smith and Wesson, LLP, Worker, New York Legal Assistant
Law Offices of Attorney Elaine Bennis, Worker, New York Legal Assistant
Jerry Seinfeld Law Offices, Worker, New York, Legal Assistant Intern
American Automobile Association, Worker, New York, Legal Assistant Intern
Bill and Ted's Sandwich Shop, Worker, New York Customer Service/Food Prep
Burger Queen Corporation, Worker, New York Cashier/Cook

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A little levity is needed in our hours of need!!!

GODLY HUMOR

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Little John the Baptist

Matt. 18:4-5

"Therefore, whoever humbles
himself like this child is the
greatest in the kingdom of
heaven. And who ever
welcomes a little child like this
in my name welcomes me. "

Johnny's Mother looked out the window

and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat..

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was

preaching to it. She smiled and went about

her work. A while later she heard loud

meowing and hissing and ran back To the

open window to see Johnny baptizing the

cat in a tub of water. She called out, "Johnny,

stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" Johnny

looked up at her and said, "He should have

thought about that before he joined my church."

Smile, it gives
your face
something
to do!

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Send this to someone who

needs a laugh today and

remember: Knowing
scripture can save your life

- in more ways than one!